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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

racism...deal with it!

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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