I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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a man is running away

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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