why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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