- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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