What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

1 + 1 = 3

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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