- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Justin Bieber.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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