Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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<=3 penis

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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