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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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