- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Grammer is very important

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