hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Faithful men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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