Womens' sports

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Your future.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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