Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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bees knees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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You're welcome!

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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