- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

whats a dick a dick

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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