a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

i dont like chris

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Blake wilkeys hair style

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Anti Joke

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