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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did I do last night?work

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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