How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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