A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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What you reading? reading?

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Dance is a sport

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

A horse walks into a barn.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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