The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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