Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Obama getting elected in 2012.

knock knock who's there aids

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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