- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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