- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

knock knock who's there aids

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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