A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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