What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Wy did the chicken?

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

A women walks into a kitchen.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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