Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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