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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

how may i help you

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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A horse walks into a barn.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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