- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

No.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Gay's

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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