What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Cripples are lame.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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