Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

An English man walks into a pub.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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