your mother

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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