What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

chirs

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

I'm off to my tank guys!

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

TOBUSCUS

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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