What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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