what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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you

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Dylan is gay

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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penis

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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A women's opinion.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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