- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Dusters blow stuff.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Get in the car.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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