- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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