- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

brandon ya twwat

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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