why did the puppy poop? he had too

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Black people. They are so kind.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

I have Alzheimer. What?

A man walks into a bar.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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