Why? Because!

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Penal Dysfunction

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

You are Nerochan right?

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Women have the right to vote.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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