- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Penis

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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