What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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