- Anti Joke

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.