- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Life is an elephant, get married.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

An English man walks into a pub.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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