- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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