What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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That's not what she said.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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