What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Fiats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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