neil patrick harris

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Women's rights

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

This is an anti-joke.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Knock knock --Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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