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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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