knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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ecks! why zee?

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Anti Joke

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