- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Womens rights

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

guess what? chicken butt.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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