- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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