- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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